- Nurse Adams, aka Miss Pinkerton: Here's a dollar, keep the change.
- Taxi Driver: There is no change.
- Nurse Adams, aka Miss Pinkerton: Then we're even.
- Nurse Adams, aka Miss Pinkerton: So this is romance. Three pair of tonsils and a breakaway kidney all in one day.
- First Nurse: Oh, I'm busy too, Adams. I think I'm losing my mind.
- Nurse Adams, aka Miss Pinkerton: Probably gone away some place with mine.
- First Nurse: Got a date for tonight?
- Nurse Adams, aka Miss Pinkerton: Oh, no such luck. I smell so of Chloroform no one but a guy with a gas mask would make a pass at me.
- Nurse Adams, aka Miss Pinkerton: Oh, I'm tired and I'm bored! I think I'll donate my pink and white body to science and commit suicide.
- Nurse Adams, aka Miss Pinkerton: What's my rank?
- Police Inspector Patten: What?
- Nurse Adams, aka Miss Pinkerton: My rank? My title? If I'm gonna be with the police force, what am I? A female copper or disinfected stool pigeon?
- Police Inspector Patten: Well, let's see. You're a Pinkerton. That's it! Miss Pinkerton of Scotland Yard.
- Nurse Adams, aka Miss Pinkerton: Oh, that's swell!
- Nurse Adams, aka Miss Pinkerton: You're a great detective. I sometimes wonder how far you'd get if all these wicked criminals didn't go around catching themselves.
- Nurse Adams, aka Miss Pinkerton: Wrong again, Sherlock Holmes. That boy did not kill Wynn!
- Police Inspector Patten: Just like a woman. You mustn't let those good looking eyes and that calm, innocent babyface fool ya.
- Nurse Adams, aka Miss Pinkerton: When I want to be fooled by someone, I'll put myself in your shoes.