Rarely have I seen a B-movie with so much plot. In fact, it has enough for two films or perhaps even an epic! It's a case of just too much and should have been trimmed, as a film completed in under 70 minutes with so much stuff happening is a bit confusing and ill-focused.
"The Constant Woman" (also known as "Hell in a Circus"--even though only the last five minutes or so takes place at a circus!) begins with a minor company of actors performing. As the leading lady is doing her act, you see her son in the wings--oh so proud of her. Moments later, he's having a fist-fight with another teen...but this isn't what the film is all about however. Then, the lady announces to her husband and son after the show that she's accepting the lead in another show--in New York. After leaving them, the two decide to follow a few days later to surprise her. When they arrive at her hotel, the father finds out two nasty things: she was burned up in an accidental fire with her lover AND the boy is not really his son!!! Wow. But, this still isn't the main plot of the film.
For a while, the father spends all his time getting drunk and his life is a mess. So, it's up to a lady who cares about him and a friend named (I kid you not) 'Beef' to bring the gang to the speakeasy to get him--and a huge fight occurs with the owners of a speakeasy. But, this really isn't what the film is about however.
Next, you see the father being sobered up by his lady friend. And, soon they've both gotten a great job paying wonderful money doing a radio show and all appears to be happy. And, at that moment, the dopey dad realizes how wonderful the lady is an asks her to marry him. But, this isn't quite the main story idea either.
The teen learns about this upcoming marriage and he freaks out--running off to live with Beef at the circus. However, his dad and possible new mom are beside themselves looking for this runaway little punk and on a hunch, they rush to the circus. There, the place has just caught fire--wild animals are running amok and are about to eat the boy who is pinned under some stuff....in a burning tent!!! But who should come and save him?! Yep--new mom. Now the boy awakens in the hospital realizing what a jerk-face he's been and announces that the marriage is a swell idea and they all live happily ever again. So, now that I think about it, what is the actual purpose or plot of this thing?! The bottom line is that the writer threw in everything but the kitchen sink. As a result, the film came off as cheesy and contrived.
To recap--a mother abandons her family only to become a crispy critter with her lover, the husband finds out about it AND that his son isn't really his, becomes an alcoholic, is being held prisoner in a speak-easy, is rescued by 'Beef', is sobered up, gets a good job, negotiates a great contract for lots 'o money, realizes he's in love, asks the girl to marry him, son returns from boarding school and freaks out when told this, runs off and joins the circus that now happens to catch fire AND the lions and tigers escape AND new mom-to-be rescues the kid and the kid now realizes she's a swell dame.....Good Lord, there is a LOT in this film!!! In addition, the acting, at times, is a bit suspect and the film is a silly and inconsequential little B-movie and nothing more.
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