- Hugo Van Hugh: Oh, those modern young people. Give me the old fashioned girl. Do you remember the bustle?
- Don Peterson: Do you?
- Hugo Van Hugh: No, more's the pity. I remember the hobble skirt. Oh, there was an invention! The hobble skirt - they couldn't walk fast nor far in the hobble skirt. You could trust them. And now... Iris is gone.
- Nick Malvyn: Why is it I do all right with every girl but you, and peversely you're just the one I want?