The Keyhole (1933)

Glenda Farrell: Dot

Quotes 

• Dot : Blue diamond fizz, not too much sugar.

  Ship Bartender : A what, madam?

  Dot : Blue diamond fizz, I don't want it too sweet.

  Ship Bartender : I don't think I ever heard of that. I can make you a New Orleans fizz or...

  Dot : Oh, the service on this line's like a cattle boat.

  Ship Bartender : Well, if you give an idea of what it's made of, I could...

  Dot : Never mind, never mind. I'll have a ordinary champagne cocktail. You've heard of that, haven't you?

• Ship Bartender : How's that, madam?

  Dot : Atrocious! What kind of champagne?

  Ship Bartender : Pol Roger 1915.

  Dot : It would be on this tub. I don't suppose you have any Veuve Clicquot 1906?

  Ship Bartender : I'm sorry.

  Dot : Well, can you change a hundred dollar bill?

• Dot : Gimme a straight whiskey.

  Ship Bartender : Did ya lose 'im?

  Dot : Lose him? Me? Boy, the only way they get away from me is to jump overboard.

  Ship Bartender : I thought you always went first class. What're you doing with that slug?

  Dot : Ah, the Depression hit me. C'mon, give.

  Ship Bartender : Nix. Wait'll we dock.

  Dot : Give! Twenty Champagne cocktails at two bucks a smash, and about thirty bucks in tips. And don't be holdin' out on me, or I'll switch 'im back to whiskey at half a buck a snort.

• Dot : Oh, tell me, dear Mr. Wales, where is your family home?

  Hank Wales : Well, we sort of - move around. Every fall we go to the Springs. And every spring we go to the Falls.

  Dot : You naughty, naughty boy! You're spoofing - you're spoofing me!

• Hank Wales : Pardon me. Would you allow me, ma'am?

  Dot : Allow you to do what?

• Hank Wales : Happy days!

  Dot : You're a droll person.

  Hank Wales : You said it! A laugh a minute. That's me! Never a dull moment when I'm around.

• Hank Wales : I gotta go.

  Dot : What's happened?

  Hank Wales : I gotta feed my goldfish.

  Dot : I love goldfish!

  Hank Wales : Nah, you stay here. My goldfish is afraid of strangers.

• Dot : You're such a sweet, generous duckie wuckie. Let's go to some nice, quiet place where I can really thank you.

  Hank Wales : Why not?

• Dot : Oh, tell me, dear Mr. Wales, where is your family home?

  Hank Wales : Well, we sort of, uh, move around. Every fall, we go to the springs, and every spring we go to the falls.