The Keyhole (1933)
John Sheehan: Ship Bartender
Quotes
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Dot : Blue diamond fizz, not too much sugar.
Ship Bartender : A what, madam?
Dot : Blue diamond fizz, I don't want it too sweet.
Ship Bartender : I don't think I ever heard of that. I can make you a New Orleans fizz or...
Dot : Oh, the service on this line's like a cattle boat.
Ship Bartender : Well, if you give an idea of what it's made of, I could...
Dot : Never mind, never mind. I'll have a ordinary champagne cocktail. You've heard of that, haven't you?
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Ship Bartender : How's that, madam?
Dot : Atrocious! What kind of champagne?
Ship Bartender : Pol Roger 1915.
Dot : It would be on this tub. I don't suppose you have any Veuve Clicquot 1906?
Ship Bartender : I'm sorry.
Dot : Well, can you change a hundred dollar bill?
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Dot : Gimme a straight whiskey.
Ship Bartender : Did ya lose 'im?
Dot : Lose him? Me? Boy, the only way they get away from me is to jump overboard.
Ship Bartender : I thought you always went first class. What're you doing with that slug?
Dot : Ah, the Depression hit me. C'mon, give.
Ship Bartender : Nix. Wait'll we dock.
Dot : Give! Twenty Champagne cocktails at two bucks a smash, and about thirty bucks in tips. And don't be holdin' out on me, or I'll switch 'im back to whiskey at half a buck a snort.