- Captain John Holmes: You know, Felipe, there's something suspicious about all this.
- Felipe Guadalupe Constacio Delgado Santa Cruz de la Verranca: Senor, we shall consult the cards. They never fail. Ah, they never fail.
- Captain John Holmes: Aw, stick those cards in your...
- Felipe Guadalupe Constacio Delgado Santa Cruz de la Verranca: SEÑOR!
- Captain John Holmes: ...in your pocket. Come on.