Bachelor Bait (1934)
Stuart Erwin: Mr. William Watts
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Quotes
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Mr. William Watts : [introducing] Miss Summers, uh, Miss Douglas.
Allie Summers : Oh, yes. You're the little girl on the front desk, aren't you?
Cynthia Douglas : Yes. I've taken your application many times.
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Bramwell Van Dusen, a Lawyer : [speaking of Miss Douglas] Hey, are you going for her?
Mr. William Watts : Aw, she wouldn't look at me. I just like her, so I want to get her the best husband I can to make her happy. That's why you got to do something about Allie.
Bramwell Van Dusen, a Lawyer : Did you ever try to do anything about Allie?
Mr. William Watts : I should say not!
Bramwell Van Dusen, a Lawyer : When she decides she likes a man, he likes it or else.
Mr. William Watts : Or else what?
Bramwell Van Dusen, a Lawyer : Or else he learns to like it.
Mr. William Watts : Well, you talk to her. Explain that she's not the one for Don.
Bramwell Van Dusen, a Lawyer : I did.
Mr. William Watts : What did she say?
Bramwell Van Dusen, a Lawyer : Oh, an assortment of things. Almonds, pecans, filberts, walnuts.
Mr. William Watts : She'd probably say the same thing to me if I talked to her.
Bramwell Van Dusen, a Lawyer : Yeah, only in one word.
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Mr. William Watts : [looking at stacks of letters] Gee, mister, just think, all of these men want to get married.
Postal Clerk : Well, you can't blame that on the government!