- Ernest Selby aka Dude Howard: Oh, say, uh... can you ride a horse?
- Dale Hyslip: Of course I can - what'sa matter with you?
- Ernest Selby aka Dude Howard: Can you ride buckin' horse?
- Dale Hyslip: Why, sure!
- Ernest Selby aka Dude Howard: Can you ride bareback?
- Dale Hyslip: Why, of course.
- Ernest Selby aka Dude Howard: Dontcha ever catch cold?
- [Nebraska guffaws, Dale stalks off]