- Phillip Eben: [to Florence] You know, you always rather reminded me of cut glass - hard and beautiful... but easy to see through.
- Stephen: [after just meeting Phillip] You sound regular enough.
- Phillip Eben: Well, I'm as regular as you are any day of the week.
- Stephen: How 'bout Sunday?
- Phillip Eben: Oh, even better on Sunday.
- Alfred: [while drunk, drinking with Phillip and Stephen] Oh, that reminds me of the time I was serving the old master at Twickenham Quartile house in Surrey-on-Toffee. And when I was serving the fowl I got *so* confused I said, "Grace, your grouse."
- [Phillip and Stephen laugh]