Hollywood Party (1934)

Oliver Hardy: Ollie

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Quotes 

• Beavers : [Ollie rings the doorbell]  What do you want?

  Ollie : We'd like to see the Baron - Baron Munchausen.

  Beavers : What's your business?

  Ollie : Well, you see, sir, it was like this: he bought some lions from us and uh, paid us with a check.

  Stan : Yes, sir, we've been all over town trying to cash it.

  [Ollie searches his pockets, while Stan takes the check from his own coat] 

  Beavers : [Ollie takes the check from Stan and hands the check to the doorman]  50,000 tiddly-winks?

  Stan : Yes sir, the Baron told us that a tiddly-wink was worth a dollar-and-a-half in his country.

  Ollie : That is, you understand, at the present rate of exchange.

  [Ollie twiddles his tie and chuckles] 

  Beavers : You guys are screwy!

  [the doorman re-enters the mansion, closing the door] 

  Beavers : [Ollie folds the check and puts it in his pocket, ringing the doorbell again]  Now listen, if you guys ring that bell again, I'll break your arm off and stuff it down your throat!

  Ollie : Heh heh heh heh, hmph.

  Beavers : [Ollie rings the doorbell once more; the doorman rips a chime off the wall and goes to the door]  Who rang the bell?

  Ollie : I did.

  [Doorman hits Ollie on the head with a chime] 

  Ollie : Oooh! Ooh, mmph, mmph.

  [Stan touches Ollie's head to stop the ringing] 

  Ollie : Oooh! Ugh.

  Stan : Are you going to stand for that?

  Ollie : I should say not. He can't bluff me; I'm going to see the Baron if I have to stay here all night. We'll give him his check and take back our lions.

  Stan : That's a good idea. We can get along without his old piddly-winks.

  Ollie : Why, certainly.

  Stan : We don't want his...

  Ollie : Not piddly-winks, tiddly-winks.

  [Ollie glances toward the camera, does a double take] 

  Ollie : "Piddly-winks"! Ummph!