Hollywood Party (1934)
Larry Fine: Autograph Seeker
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Quotes
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Autograph Seeker (Moe) : Hiya, fellas.
Autograph Seeker (Larry) : Moe, what kept you?
Autograph Seeker (Moe) : I had to work overtime. How are you doing?
Autograph Seeker (Larry) : Oh, great.
Autograph Seeker (Moe) : Got any autographs yet?
Autograph Seeker (Larry) : Yeah, I got a book full.
Autograph Seeker (Moe) : [turns to Curly] And you?
Autograph Seeker (Curly) : If I get another one, I'll have two.
Autograph Seeker (Moe) : Well, don't worry about it, we'll have plenty before the night's over.
Autograph Seeker (Curly) : Oh, this is gonna be a big night.
Autograph Seeker (Moe) : Well, I've got a big book.
Reporter : Any celebrities show up?
Autograph Seeker (Moe) , Autograph Seeker (Larry) : Yeah, sure.
Reporter : What are you, autograph hounds?
Autograph Seeker (Moe) , Autograph Seeker (Larry) , Autograph Seeker (Curly) : Yeah.
Reporter : Did you get any?
Autograph Seeker (Larry) : Yeah, I got some.
Reporter : Let me see.
Autograph Seeker (Larry) : I got a whole book full. Look at this, will ya?
[flips through the pages]
Autograph Seeker (Larry) : Look at that, look at that, look at that, look at that.
Reporter : Them stars write fast, don't they?
Autograph Seeker (Larry) : Yeah.
Autograph Seeker (Moe) : Are you collecting autographs?
Reporter : No, collecting photographs.
[the Stooges pose]
Reporter : No, not of you crumbs.
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Reporter : Hey fellas, seen any prominent people? There's a lot of prominent people here.
Autograph Seeker (Larry) : Yeah: neanderthal!
[takes reporter's cane and hits his head]
Reporter : Who?
Autograph Seeker (Moe) : Andro-phobia.
[takes cane, hits reporter]
Reporter : What?
Autograph Seeker (Curly) : Androgenes.
[takes cane, hits reporter]
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Scientific Pedant : No no no, Professor, your dissertation refutes every scientific theory.
Scientific Pedant : But Doctor, please reflect on the profounder aspects of the matter and consider the vital points of my thesis.
Scientific Pedant : But gentlemen, your theories are distinctly contradictory.
Autograph Seeker (Larry) : Are you guys actors or hillbillies?
Autograph Seeker (Moe) : Come out from under the spinach Gable, we know you.
Scientific Pedant : [Moe pulls the professor's beard] Yow-ow-ow!
Scientific Pedant : Out of the way, morons. We are of the scientific world, not of Thespis.
[leaves]
Scientific Pedant : Look, look, this proves my point: a perfect specimen of the Neanderthal man.
Scientific Pedant : [points at Curly] What, that? Oh no, look at the measurements.
[examines Curly's head]
Scientific Pedant : Look at that, look at that. Why, that's the androgynous type. I can prove it. The androgynous cranium is always hollow, now just listen.
[hits Curly on the head with the cane with a hollow "thud"]
Scientific Pedant : No, no, no, no, Professor, you're wrong.
[examines Curly's head]
Scientific Pedant : That is the skull of the anthropedal.
Scientific Pedant : No, that's more like the skull of the anthropedia.
[examines Moe]
Scientific Pedant : Listen.
[hits Moe's head with his cane, with a "bonk", turns to Larry]
Scientific Pedant : Ah, the obvious Neanderthal type, now.
[hits Larry's head with his cane, making a "click"]
Scientific Pedant : Now just note the difference: Neanderthal,
[hits Larry]
Scientific Pedant : anthropedial,
[hits Moe]
Scientific Pedant : androgynous.
[hits Curly]
Scientific Pedant : Well, there you are.
Reporter : Hey fellas, seen any prominent people? There's a lot of prominent people here.
Autograph Seeker (Larry) : Yeah: neanderthal!
[hits reporter with cane, making a "ding" sound]
Reporter : Who?
Autograph Seeker (Moe) : Andro-phobia.
[takes cane, hits reporter]
Reporter : What?
Autograph Seeker (Curly) : Androgenes.
[takes cane, hits reporter]
Reporter : What, are you kidding?
[gives Moe, Larry and Curly a sweeping slap with xylophone sound effects]
Reporter : Hold it!
[takes a picture of Moe, Larry and Curly]
Reporter : Okay.
[goes to the door, turns away after seeing the butler]
Reporter : Heh-heh, I'll skip this joint.
