- Clarence: I'm telling you, if we could get the runs with this show that these dames get in their stockings, I'd be able to make the second payment on my kimono.
- Myrt Spear: Here Clarence. Put that in the trunk.
- [hands him a feathery headdress]
- Myrt Spear: [after a slight pause] And don't wear it.
- Clarence: Selfish.