Smarty (1934)

Joan Wheeler: Mrs. Bonnie Durham

Quotes 

• Tony : What are you here for, anyway?

  Mrs. Bonnie Durham : Well, you asked me to lunch and dinner.

  Tony : What?

  Mrs. Bonnie Durham : And here I am.

  Tony : Doesn't your husband ever take you to lunch?

  Mrs. Bonnie Durham : Don't be horrid. Bill's out-of-town, anyway.

• Mrs. Bonnie Durham : Where do we go from here, Tony?

  Tony : Make me a proposition.

  Mrs. Bonnie Durham : Can't we go somewhere where it's less crowded? Less noisy?

  Tony : Meaning you'd like to come home with me?

  Mrs. Bonnie Durham : Why not?

  Tony : I feel I should stay and do a little serious drinking.

• Mrs. Bonnie Durham : Who was that?

  Tony : Vernon. It appears that my - his - our wife ran away. He seems to think she might be here.

  Mrs. Bonnie Durham : How fascinating. Would that be so very wrong if she were?

  Tony : Oh, yes, in deed. In marriage when you leave before the final curtain, you get no rain checks or other privileges.

  Mrs. Bonnie Durham : Well, then, kiss me.

  Tony : You have a one track mind. Let's get drunk, shall we?

• Tony : Aren't you afraid that I'll start kicking you around, with my reputation?

  Mrs. Bonnie Durham : [Leans in]  Well, I wish you'd start something.

  Tony : Well, don't embarrass me. I'll get around to - something.