Twenty Million Sweethearts (1934)

Joseph Cawthorn: Herbert Brokman

Quotes 

• Rush Blake : This doesn't call for a lawyer. It calls for a doctor and here I am, Dr. Blake, ready to cure your romantic moments.

  Herbert Brokman : Yeah, I had experts trying to cure my romantic moments.

  Rush Blake : Say, I've got just the boy for this...

  Herbert Brokman : Boy? What boy? I don't want boys!

• Herbert Brokman : That's a nice voice. But, has it got soap appeal?

  Mrs. Martha Brokman : I think it's a beautiful voice, Herbert. I like it!

• Herbert Brokman : Always something to worry about!

  Rush Blake : Ah, what's the beef now?

  Herbert Brokman : This is a pretty fettle of kish, kettle of fish. Three million women dream about him every night and he wants to marry one girl.

  Rush Blake : What about it? He can't marry the whole three million of 'em.

• Herbert Brokman : What I care about them bein' in love? Think of my soap!

• Herbert Brokman : How can we advertise pure Carlotta soap with a croon singer - that goes around gettin' into tough and rumbles, rough and tumbles in public like a common barroom loafer?

• Herbert Brokman : So, now you're rough 'n' tumblin' again - you loafer! What's to become of my Carlotta soap? In 25 minutes it starts on the air and you're gonna wash it all up!

• Mrs. Martha Brokman : It's a beautiful voice, Herbie. I want him back on the program!

  Herbert Brokman : Well, that's a woman's peroxide, eh, prerogative. If you want him back, you get him.