- Lullaby Joslin: [ridiculing the uniformed cattle police] Hey, mister, settle a bet. Do you work for the local funeral parlor?
- Captain Gardner: [snarling] Yeah! I bury clowns like you.
- Adopter: [an unpleasant prospective adoptive parent solely interested in getting a young boy to do manual labor] Well, I guess you ain't got nuthin' wrong with yuh. Can you cut wood?
- Bobby: [taking an immediate dislike for the adopter, he chooses to ridicule him] No! Can you? How often do you take a bath? Do you brush your teeth every morning? Do you know the Lord's Prayer? Do you go to church every Sunday morning?
- Adopter: [taking umbrage at the open disrespect] You looka here, young fella...
- Bobby: [comtinuimg his tirade] How much s seven times six?
- Bobby: [turning to Doris to further mock the adopter] See for yourself! He won't do!
- Adopter: [as Bobby runs way, he runs after him in pursuit] Come back here you...!
- Lullaby Joslin: [on stage with an audience] Well, Elmer, how do you feel?
- Elmer, Lullaby's Dummy: Fine.
- Elmer, Lullaby's Dummy: [looking around] Say, what is this?
- Lullaby Joslin: This is the opera house. Whatta yuh think of it.?
- Elmer, Lullaby's Dummy: It ain't so hot. Kinda smells bad in places - especially back there where Mr. Hackett is.
- Lullaby Joslin: [the audience laughs derisively at Hackett] Well, Elmer, that's not nice. Don't you realize that Mr. Hackett is one of the biggest executives in this town?
- Elmer, Lullaby's Dummy: Is that so?
- Lullaby Joslin: You don't even know what a executive is!
- Elmer, Lullaby's Dummy: Oh, no? An executive is a man that loses other people's money... like Mr. Hackett.