A Feud There Was (1938)

Danny Webb: Kewb Announcer, Little McCoy Guy

Quotes 

• [Hanging microphone sets up, 4 sleeping Weaver men immediately wake up, already tuned for singing] 

  Vocalists : [singing]  Let's get out the shooting iron / and start right in the fire / we'll wake the critter up / *bang bang* / draw a bead right on his punk / it's the same as pluggin' skunk / them McCoys is a mangy, ignorant pup

  Kewb Announcer : [Weavers resume sleeping]  Do you need money, borrow one of your old shotguns - paid for or not, call Gladstone-4131 and a personal representative will call at your home or office.

  Vocalists : [resumes singing]  Oh, we're in the mood / to kindle up a feud / we's mean what we said / *thump thump* / Shake a leg, you McCoys / you's lousy, lazy boys / else, we'll plug you while you're in bed

• Weaver Boy : [singsong]  McCoys is skunks! My pa said so! You 'un's can't shoot straight! McCoys is varmints! McCoys is skunks...