Four's a Crowd (1938)

Hugh Herbert: Jenkins

Quotes 

• Silas Jenkins, Justice of the Peace : Sarah? Sarah?

  Mrs. Sarah Jenkins : What?

  Silas Jenkins, Justice of the Peace : Couple'a chumps on the way, wanna get hitched.

  Mrs. Sarah Jenkins : At this hour?

  Silas Jenkins, Justice of the Peace : Why not? you caught me at half-past two in the morning in a weak moment.

• Patterson 'Pat' Buckley : Mr. Jenkins, I don't want to embarrass you, but they really want to get married first.

  [slips money into Mr. Jenkins's hand] 

  Silas Jenkins, Justice of the Peace : Oh, I see, sparring for your liberty, eh? Well, I don't blame you, I don't blame you...

• Silas Jenkins, Justice of the Peace : Whoa, whoa! Gentlemen, gentlemen. Well, don't quarrel over a woman. No. They're not worthwhile. Let alone *two* women.