Four's a Crowd (1938)
Patric Knowles: Patterson Buckley
Quotes
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Patterson 'Pat' Buckley : Mr. Jenkins, I don't want to embarrass you, but they really want to get married first.
[slips money into Mr. Jenkins's hand]
Silas Jenkins, Justice of the Peace : Oh, I see, sparring for your liberty, eh? Well, I don't blame you, I don't blame you...
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Robert Kensington 'Bob' Lansford : You know Miss Christy?
Patterson 'Pat' Buckley : Why yes, she helped me out with my pants this evening.
Lorri Dillingwell : What?
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Patterson 'Pat' Buckley : I fired him for reasons private, but, sufficient.
Jean Christy : Well, you mean that time he saved you from marrying the girl that turned out to be the full-blooded Indian?
Patterson 'Pat' Buckley : You know everything, don't you.
Jean Christy : Well, that's what you pay me for.
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Robert Kensington 'Bob' Lansford : Don't worry, Mr. Buckley, I wouldn't consider wasting my time.
Patterson 'Pat' Buckley : I wouldn't have you. If I wanted brains, I'd go out and hire some.
Robert Kensington 'Bob' Lansford : You should.
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Robert Kensington 'Bob' Lansford : Miss Dillingham, how do you do? I had the pleasure of catching you act once. You certainly do a mean strip tease.
Patterson 'Pat' Buckley : What?
[Lorri laughs]
Patterson 'Pat' Buckley : I beg your pardon, Miss Dilling*well* does not do a strip tease. She's the granddaughter of John P. Dilling*well*.
Robert Kensington 'Bob' Lansford : Oh, well, well. I beg your pardon, Miss Dillingwell.
Lorri Dillingwell : Oh, that's quite all right.
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Robert Kensington 'Bob' Lansford : Lorri may never know, old boy, she's going out of town.
Patterson 'Pat' Buckley : She is not! How do you know?
Robert Kensington 'Bob' Lansford : I advised her to, after I showed her those letters you wrote that fan dancer last year.
Jean Christy : Oh, he didn't.
Robert Kensington 'Bob' Lansford : He did. She's going out of town to decide whether she should really marry you or not.
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Patterson 'Pat' Buckley : Poor ol' Lans. But, you know, he thinks every woman is going to do a forward loop for him on sight. Now, you regard Patterson Buckley, he comes with one woman and remains with two.
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Patterson 'Pat' Buckley : Why, that snide viper!