Little Tough Guys in Society (1938)

Mischa Auer: Dr. Trenkle

Quotes 

• [Dr. Trenkle tries to describe his past success with an overprivileged boy as Oliver deliberately cuts in while serving tea] 

  Dr. Trenkle : One day his imperial highness, the Grand Duke St. Sansonevich, sent for me. He said...

  Oliver : Tea?

  Dr. Trenkle : "Trenkle," he said, "you are my only hope. My son, St. Sansonovich junior, is a..."

  Oliver : Lemon?

  Dr. Trenkle : "Sansonovich junior has lost the will to live." "I will do what I can, your highness," I said, and I...

  Oliver : Cookie?

  Dr. Trenkle : ...proceeded to look him over. In examining his head, would you believe I found...?

  Oliver : Two lumps?

• Randolph : What do you wish to examine, Doctor, heart, liver, lungs or feet?

  Dr. Trenkle : I'm interested in your soul, not your giblets.

  Mrs. Berry : The doctor is a great psychologist.

  Dr. Trenkle : [correcting]  Psychiatrist.

  Mrs. Berry : Ye...

  Randolph : Oh, really? What school: Jung, real, Freud or fraud?