- Benny Farmer: Hi-ya, Wong. How ya feeling?
- Wong: Me very sick; me go see doctor again.
- Tim Haydon: Say, how good is this doctor?
- Benny Farmer: I'll give you an idea how good he is. He's been treating him three months for yellow jaundice, and only yesterday he found out he was a Chinaman.
- Tim Haydon: When I publish my articles on you in book form, I'll add an appendix that'll do you justice.
- Bull Bransom: Well, you can forget the appendix. Mine's out.
- [Pearl guffaws at the joke]