- Diana: [as she and Patsey confront Max] Somebody's got to work.
- Max: Mmm. Ohhh, don't look at me. I don't believe in commerce. I'd sooner commit a crime.
- Patsey: [Gesturing toward her giant clay centaur sculpture] Yeah, but what about my beautiful horse? I put everything I've got into him, including your face.
- Reggie: You better be careful. They're a very old family. If they can get a title out of Henry the Eighth, they can get a wedding ring out of you.
- Gibson: [On the phone with Winnie who called about Max being at her desk] For the Vitasan poster? What does he look like? Is he disgusting? Does he make you feel sick? Yeah! Hold him there!
- Gibson: [Cornering Max in the studio lobby] You don't get outta here. Things like you only happen once in a lifetime.
- Lady Constance: Are you a good actress, mother?
- Lady Emily: No more than the average married woman. I've managed to fool your father for a number of years.
- Diana: [after being knocked down when Nicky was backing into a parking space] Eight million. Eight million.
- Nicky: Oh, what do you mean, eight million?
- Diana: Eight million people in London and you have to pick on me.
- Nicky: Oh, no, no, really. I didn't pick on you. No, it was just good luck... I mean, uh...
- Diana: [Slaps his hands as he tries to help her up] No first aid, thank you.
- Nicky: Oh, you sure you're not hurt?
- Diana: Quite sure. But better luck next time. Perhaps you really will be able to kill me then.
- Nicky: That girl who just came in - I want to see her.
- Winnie: Well, you can't see her. She's busy. Do you know her?
- Nicky: Do I know her? I love her. What's her name?
- Winnie: Oh, you love her and you don't know her name?
- Nicky: Now then, my proud beauty, one of these fine days you hope to meet the man who will marry you and who will be the father of your children. Do you know his name?
- Winnie: [Shaking her head] No.
- Nicky: Well, there you are. You see, names mean nothing.
- Diana: Oh, darling, don't tell me you've forgotten the tea.
- Nicky: [Holds up a bottle of wine] Very nice wine.
- Diana: I prefer tea.
- Nicky: [Holds up a bottle] Beautiful beer.
- Diana: I want tea.
- Nicky: [Holds up a bottle] Lovely, lovely lemon squash.
- Diana: I don't want lemon squash. I want tea. My cousin in New Zealand is drinking tea. My uncle in Ceylon is drinking tea. My brother in Canada is drinking tea. And I want tea.
- Nicky: You shall have tea. You see that beautiful farmhouse over there? I'll go straight over and get you vats of it. And what's more, I'll drink the beastly stuff.
- Diana: Oh, he'll do something awful. He'll kill John. And then they'll hang Jim. The police! That's it, we'll notify the Swiss police.
- Diana: Jim. Jim. Jim. You can't. It's barbarous. This is Europe. It's Switzerland. You've got to be good here. It's a neutral country. It's the home of the Red Cross and the League of Nations. Jim!
- Uncle: Well, I hope the fellow has a decent background. Otherwise, borrowing money off him will be like running a tradesman bill.
- Freddie: Give me a chance at him. Just a little check to be...
- Lady Emily: No! Don't you try cashing any of those weird checks of yours.
- Lady Constance: Leave him to mother and me and we'll all be on easy street.
- Woman bystander: Has he run you down before, miss?
- Diana: He has - he thinks I'm an arterial road.
- Woman bystander: Oh, it's a bit thick, picking on one pedestrian. Like catching the same fish twice.
- Nicky: Well, will it help matters any if I were to fling myself into the river or something?
- Diana: It would.
- Woman bystander: Yes.