Ninotchka (1939)

George Tobias: Russian Visa Official

Quotes 

• Russian Visa Official : To an unseen caller: "Hello! Comrade Kasabian? No, I am sorry. He hasn't been with us for six months. He was called back to Russia and was investigated. You can get further details from his widow."

• Russian Visa Official : Everything is in order. Enjoy your trip to Russia, Madam.

  English Lady Getting Visa : Thank you. Oh, by the way, I've heard so many rumors about laundry conditions in Russia. Is it advisable to take one's own towels?

  Russian Visa Official : Certainly not, Madam! That is only Capitalistic propaganda. We change the towel once a week.

• Leon : I want to see a friend of mine - a very dear friend. Its a personal matter that has no relation to social philosophies or politics. It's a girl.

  Russian Visa Official : So, it is love which drags you to Moscow.?

  Leon : Yes.

  Russian Visa Official : No visa.