Q Planes (1939)
Laurence Olivier: Tony McVane
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Quotes
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Mr. Barrett : All right! All right! Will you as a personal favour take that plane up?
Tony McVane : Well of course I will, you parboiled, pudding-minded, myopic deadhead!
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Tony McVane : You're pretty fresh for a new girl.
Kay : New things should always be fresh.
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Tony McVane : [at Major Hammond's home, making stew] Seriously, why don't you get yourself a husband?
Kay : Where from?
Tony McVane : Oh, anywhere. You'd have no difficulty.
Kay : No?
Tony McVane : No, not if you put your mind to it.
Kay : Oh. My mind.
Tony McVane : Yes, good women are scarce. You'd make a grand wife -- honestly.
Kay : Because I can cook?
Tony McVane : Well, that is a selling point.
Kay : I suppose you don't want a nice, plain cook?
Tony McVane : Me? No. Whatever made you think that?
Kay : Pass me the pepper, please.
Tony McVane : Mmm.
[hands her the pepper]
Tony McVane : Think of the advantages of marriage... well, Al least you wouldn't have to go tramping around making an ass of yourself just to earn money.
Kay : I take that to be a description of newspaper reporting?
Tony McVane : Ohh, all that sort of thing. I mean, a married woman doesn't have to descend to vulgarities just to keep herself going.
Kay : Of all the pompous, conceited snobs I have ever met, you are the most insufferable. Do you know that for one appalling moment I thought you were going to propose to me? And luckily, I was wrong- otherwise I would have had the *great* pleasure of telling you that life with you would be just exactly my idea of purgatory. I hope I never set eyes on you again. Goodbye!
[she stalks out of the kitchen, but then returns]
Kay : Oh, I, uh... forgot, I'm living here. As I can't bounce out of the house, would you mind removing yourself?
Tony McVane : [on his way out Tony gives her a kitchen towel, apron, and a wooden spoon] Goodbye, darling.