- Bruno Lang: You know, Templar, if a man lives long enough, he's sure to run up against someone smarter than himself. In some professions he doesn't live much longer than that.
- Simon Templar: Your modesty overwhelms me, Mr. Lang.
- Penny Parker: But I haven't got a gun with me.
- Dugan - Templar's Valet: [Tossing her a gun] Here.
- Penny Parker: Is it loaded?
- Dugan - Templar's Valet: Yeah, and it ain't no water pistol, so watch out where you squirt that lead.
- Penny Parker: [after they're fired out by a villain in their speeding car] It's the first time I ever heard a bullet.
- Simon Templar: The one you don't hear is the bad one.
- [Reassuringly]
- Simon Templar: It's all right. You can slow down to 60 or 70 now.
- Penny Parker: Now I know you're The Saint.
- Simon Templar: I was almost a saint two minutes ago.
- Simon Templar: Tell me, what part of the states are you from? Sing Sing?
- Dugan - Templar's Valet: Nah, San Quentin.
- Inspector Claud Teal: [asking Simon Templar about his valet] Can he cook, too?
- Dugan - Templar's Valet: Look, flatfoot, I cooked for twelve-hundred men three times a day for five years.
- Inspector Claud Teal: Oh, that must have been Sing Sing.
- Dugan - Templar's Valet: San Quentin, and there were no complaints.
- Inspector Claud Teal: [leaving a few minutes later] Have you heard of a prison called Dartmoor?
- Dugan - Templar's Valet: So what?
- Inspector Claud Teal: They need a cook.
- Inspector Claud Teal: [Referring to the situation of the unconscious man on the road] What do you think of it, Wilkins?
- Detective Wilkins - Teal's Assistant: What you said... just a fight... probably nothing to it.
- Inspector Claud Teal: There's always something to it when Templar has his finger in the pie!
- Simon Templar: [Driving into London in their car] You know, this is the first time I've ever seen dawn without a hangover.
- Penny Parker: I can't help wishing that man I knocked out had one.
- Simon Templar: [Driving away as Penny looks back at the man she's knocked unconscious] Is he still out?
- Penny Parker: Cold.
- Simon Templar: How are you?
- Penny Parker: [as they are in a convertible at night] Cold!
- Simon Templar: [Smiling] Well, move over.
- [She snuggles against him as they speed away]
- Simon Templar: [to Penny after she's been rescued] We're glad to have you back, aren't we, Dugan?
- Dugan - Templar's Valet: Anything to break the monopoly. That's what I say.