Quotes
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Edgar Bergen : I've got a good mind to...
Charlie McCarthy : Why don't you use it?
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Edgar Bergen : For my next experiment, I will saw the little maharaja in half.
Charlie McCarthy : I'm a victim of sawcumstances.
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Edgar Bergen : Ladies and gentlemen, for my first experiment, I want to call your attention to this mystic cabinet.
Charlie McCarthy : Mystic hooey.
Edgar Bergen : This cabinet is entirely unprepared.
Charlie McCarthy : So are you.
Edgar Bergen : It consists of three walls
Charlie McCarthy : - and a false bottom. You can see it right down there.
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Edgar Bergen : Do you want to look at yourself?
Charlie McCarthy : I don't care how I look.
Edgar Bergen : You look very cute.
Charlie McCarthy : [Looking in a mirror at himself in blackface] I don't, I don't care how I, how I, doggone - is that me? Well, I will shut my mouth. Say, you know I do look kinda cute.
Edgar Bergen : Yes, you do.
Charlie McCarthy : Say, you little rascal, you. Sha-sha-sha-sha-sha-sha-sha-sha-shaaaa...
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Edgar Bergen : And you will be sweet to Whipsnade?
Charlie McCarthy : I'll be more than sweet. I'll be sickening.
Edgar Bergen : I see.
Charlie McCarthy : I'll even go so far as - uh oh - speak of the polecat and there he is.