Quotes
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Western Union Man : Telegram for Larceny Whipsnake.
Whipsnade : Eh, messenger boy. Thank you.
Western Union Man : Larceny Whipsnake?
Whipsnade : Give me that telegram! It's not Larceny, it's Larson E.; and it's not Whipsnake, it's Whipsnade.
Western Union Man : Okay, Snake, how 'bout a tip?
Whipsnade : I'll give you a tip - I'll part your hair with a wagon tongue.