Quiet Wedding (1941)
Derek Farr: Dallas Chaytor
Quotes
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The Arm of the Law : If you're referring to the magistrates, the bench convenes at ten o'clock, and I shall now add the charge of using obscene language.
Dallas Chaytor : [Grabbing the bobby's arm] Now, look here.
The Arm of the Law : And furthermore, assaulting and battering a police officer in the execution of his duty.
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The Arm of the Law : [Questioning Dallas after his road accident, with Janet as passenger] I suppose this is your car?
Dallas Chaytor : Well, as a matter of fact, kind of funny you should ask that, because uh, well, it isn't. Well, not exactly.
The Arm of the Law : I take it you have the owner's permission?
Dallas Chaytor : Well, yes, in a manner of speaking, but, uh, I didn't exactly ask him. But I know he wouldn't mind, I mean, I wouldn't if it was my car and he had been me. Which, of course, I admit he isn't, but still uh, you know what I mean?
The Arm of the Law : [as he continues writing what Dallas says in his notebook] ... if you know what I mean.
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Janet Royd : I didn't know I was marrying a giggly, smugly-faced bore.
Dallas Chaytor : And I didn't know I was marrying a silly little-minded school girl.
Vicar : Now, children, pay attention.
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Janet Royd : Are you sure you can afford it?
Dallas Chaytor : Ohhh, a shilling means nothing to me.
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Flower Lisle : You're very beautiful.
Dallas Chaytor : Who, me?
Flower Lisle : Of course, you're a mess of complexes.
Dallas Chaytor : Oh, am I?
Flower Lisle : I could help you, you know.
Dallas Chaytor : That's awfully nice of you, but, uh...
Flower Lisle : You must tell me one of your dreams.
Dallas Chaytor : You... uh, some other time, I think.
Flower Lisle : No, now.
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Railway Porter : Been working me off me feet, you have - you and your young woman.
Dallas Chaytor : Oh, have we?
Railway Porter : Aye, indeed you have. Parcels, parcel, parc... nothing but parcels. Why can't two young folks get themselves wed without all this darn fiddle-faddle?
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Vicar : Repeat after me - I, Dallas...
Dallas Chaytor : I, Dallas...
Vicar : Take thee, Janet Erlingtrude...
Dallas Chaytor : Take thee, Janet, um...
Vicar : To my wedded wife...
Dallas Chaytor : Is your second name Erlingtrude?
Janet Royd : Yes - any objection?
Dallas Chaytor : [Chuckling] Erlingtrude!