The Feminine Touch (1941)

Gordon Jones: Rubber-legs Ryan

Quotes 

• Rubber-legs Ryan : [referring to Hathaway]  Hey, who does he think he is?

  Dean Hutchinson : An honest man, you big-muscled pinhead!

• John Hathaway : Rubber-legs, without you in the game Saturday we'd have a hard time beating Laurel, wouldn't we?

  Rubber-legs Ryan : Huh? Are you kidding? Well, they'd tear down the stadium!

  John Hathaway : Then maybe they'd rebuild the library they tore down to build the stadium.

• Rubber-legs Ryan : [in the middle of his makeup oral exam]  Oh, do we have to go and do some more? I've got a headache.

  John Hathaway : Did somebody kick ya in the head?

  Rubber-legs Ryan : Naw, I got it from thinkin'. Thinkin' always give me a headache.

  John Hathaway : That's from using muscles you've never used before. We'll continue.

  Rubber-legs Ryan : Well, the dean said if I got a headaches we could stop.

  John Hathaway : What made the Dean suspect you might get a headache?

  Rubber-legs Ryan : Suspect? It was his idea.