The Henpecked Duck (1941)

Mel Blanc: Porky Pig, Daffy Duck, Junior Duck, Divorce Court Crowd

Quotes 

• Daffy Duck : Hocus-pocus, flipity-flam, razamataz, and alakazam!

• Daffy Duck : Observe closely. Nothing up here...

  [lifts one sleeve] 

  Daffy Duck : ...nothing up here...

  [lifts other sleeve] 

  Daffy Duck : ...and nothing up here.

  [points at head] 

• [tries the magic trick again] 

  Daffy Duck : Hocus-pocus, flippity-flam, a razzmatazz, and Alakazam.

  [bey-woop! - no egg] 

  Daffy Duck : [tries again]  Hocus-pocus, flippity-flam, a razzmatazz, and Alakazam.

  [bey-woop! - no egg] 

  Daffy Duck : [tries harder]  Hocus-pocus, flippity-flam, a razzmatazz, and Alakazam!

  [bey-woop! - no egg] 

  Daffy Duck : [faster]  Hocus-pocus, Flippity-flam, A-Razzmatazz, and Alakazam! Alakazam! Alakazam! Alakazam...

  [yells loudly] 

  Daffy Duck : ALAKAZAM, ALAKAZAM! ALAKAZAM! *bawls*

  Daffy Duck : Say, is there a magician in the house?

  Daffy Duck : [resumes]  ALAKAZAM, ALAKAZAM! ALAKAZAM! *bawls*

• [crowd clamoring for a divorce] 

  Porky Pig : [bangs gavel on the bench for silence, trying to come to order]  Uh, uh, please! The first case is: Duck V.S. Di-Di-Duck. Mr Daffy Duck...

  [Daffy looks utterly depressed as he staggeringly approaches the bench] 

  Porky Pig : ...V.S. Mi-Mi-Mrs Daffy Duck.

  [Mrs Duck adamantly approaches the bench with dominating personality] 

• [flashback] 

  Mrs. Daffy Duck : Now, Daffy, I may be a little late. So I want you to sit on Junior and keep him warm 'til I get back... AND IF YOU DON'T, I'LL WRING YOUR FULL NECK!

  Daffy Duck : Yes, milove.

  Mrs. Daffy Duck : Remember, now, none of your nonsense.

  Daffy Duck : Yes, milove.

  Mrs. Daffy Duck : Now listen, you! You'll stay in the house to keep that egg warm!

  [Mrs Duck leaves the house and slams the door] 

  Daffy Duck : Yes, milove. Yes, milove.

  Daffy Duck : [gets out of the nest; mocks repeatedly]  YES, MILOVE! HOO-HOO! YAS, YAS!...

  Mrs. Daffy Duck : [opens the door]  WHAT'S THAT?

  Daffy Duck : [moves back into the nest]  Yes, milove.

• Daffy Duck : [after his magic trick worked]  Say, pretty good, huh? Boy oh boy, if Major Bowes can only see me now.