- Chicken: [sounding like Zasu Pitts] Alakazam and you get an egg? Oh, dear, and for fifteen years I've been doing it the hard way!
- Daffy Duck: Observe closely. Nothing up here...
- [lifts one sleeve]
- Daffy Duck: ...nothing up here...
- [lifts other sleeve]
- Daffy Duck: ...and nothing up here.
- [points at head]
- [tries the magic trick again]
- Daffy Duck: Hocus-pocus, flippity-flam, a razzmatazz, and Alakazam.
- [bey-woop! - no egg]
- Daffy Duck: [tries again] Hocus-pocus, flippity-flam, a razzmatazz, and Alakazam.
- [bey-woop! - no egg]
- Daffy Duck: [tries harder] Hocus-pocus, flippity-flam, a razzmatazz, and Alakazam!
- [bey-woop! - no egg]
- Daffy Duck: [faster] Hocus-pocus, Flippity-flam, A-Razzmatazz, and Alakazam! Alakazam! Alakazam! Alakazam...
- [yells loudly]
- Daffy Duck: ALAKAZAM, ALAKAZAM! ALAKAZAM! *bawls*
- Daffy Duck: Say, is there a magician in the house?
- Daffy Duck: [resumes] ALAKAZAM, ALAKAZAM! ALAKAZAM! *bawls*
- [crowd clamoring for a divorce]
- Porky Pig: [bangs gavel on the bench for silence, trying to come to order] Uh, uh, please! The first case is: Duck V.S. Di-Di-Duck. Mr Daffy Duck...
- [Daffy looks utterly depressed as he staggeringly approaches the bench]
- Porky Pig: ...V.S. Mi-Mi-Mrs Daffy Duck.
- [Mrs Duck adamantly approaches the bench with dominating personality]
- [flashback]
- Mrs. Daffy Duck: Now, Daffy, I may be a little late. So I want you to sit on Junior and keep him warm 'til I get back... AND IF YOU DON'T, I'LL WRING YOUR FULL NECK!
- Daffy Duck: Yes, milove.
- Mrs. Daffy Duck: Remember, now, none of your nonsense.
- Daffy Duck: Yes, milove.
- Mrs. Daffy Duck: Now listen, you! You'll stay in the house to keep that egg warm!
- [Mrs Duck leaves the house and slams the door]
- Daffy Duck: Yes, milove. Yes, milove.
- Daffy Duck: [gets out of the nest; mocks repeatedly] YES, MILOVE! HOO-HOO! YAS, YAS!...
- Mrs. Daffy Duck: [opens the door] WHAT'S THAT?
- Daffy Duck: [moves back into the nest] Yes, milove.
- Daffy Duck: [after his magic trick worked] Say, pretty good, huh? Boy oh boy, if Major Bowes can only see me now.