Mr. & Mrs. Smith (1941)

Philip Merivale: Mr. Custer

Quotes 

• Mr. Ashley Custer : Any of your family from the South?

  Ann : Well, no, not exactly. But, I had a relative in the Civil War who didn't fight at all. He was a slacker.

  Mr. Ashley Custer : A great many Northerners saw it that way, ma'am, and I give them credit.

• Mr. Ashley Custer : What kind of white trash have you taken up now?

  Jeff Custer : Now, father, I know it sounds very confusing.

  Mr. Ashley Custer : I wasn't confused at all. What's he doing with a hot water bottle on her stomach?

  Mrs. Custer : And sending his shorts to launder?

  Mr. Ashley Custer : Three years breakfast?

  Jeff Custer : Well, they had a very peculiar relationship.