The Saint in Palm Springs (1940)
Paul Guilfoyle: Clarence 'Pearly' Gates
Quotes
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Simon Templar : [about headaches] I have an excellent cure.
Clarence 'Pearly' Gates : Yeah? What's that?
Simon Templar : Stay sober the night before the morning after.
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Simon Templar : Are you sure you robbed everybody?
Clarence 'Pearly' Gates : All the new guests - all except Mr. and Mrs. John Harper.
Simon Templar : Who are they? How did you skip them?
Clarence 'Pearly' Gates : They checked out an hour before they got here. He got a telegram he was gonna be a grandfather or somethin'.
Simon Templar : Are you positive?
Clarence 'Pearly' Gates : You see, I figured that anybody who checked out might be the guilty party, so I checked up on who checked out. They was the only ones.
Simon Templar : You think of everything - when you think.
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Chief R.L. Graves : Well, let's have it. What have you been up to?
Clarence 'Pearly' Gates : Chief, I've been so good, it's been monogamous!
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Clarence 'Pearly' Gates : Isn't that just my luck! I spend all my time lookin' for lost kids and old ladies' glasses, and the first time there's a real crime, there ain't no corpus delicious!