Topper Returns (1941)

Eddie 'Rochester' Anderson: Topper's Chauffeur

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Quotes 

• Eddie, the Chauffeur : Doors closing by themselves. People talkin' to nuthin' and gettin' answers. I'm going back.

  Clara Topper : Back where?

  Eddie, the Chauffeur : To Mr. Benny. Ain't nuthin' like this ever happened there.

• Eddie, the Chauffeur : Pardon me, boss, but could I sort of inquire what we're going to the Carrington place for?

  Cosmo Topper : To look for a body.

  Eddie, the Chauffeur : Better look for one for me, too, 'cause the one I'm using now is numb.

• [Two attractive woman stop a car by sitting right in the roadway] 

  Eddie, the Chauffeur : Uh-oh! Danger ahead. Two of 'em.

• Cosmo Topper : Would you mind telling me where you ladies are taking me?

  Ann Carrington : To the Carrington Estate.

  Eddie, the Chauffeur : Uh-oh.

  Ann Carrington : Is there anything wrong with the Carrington place?

  Eddie, the Chauffeur : Yes, ma'am! If there wasn't anybody livin' there, it would be a haunted house.

• Clara Topper : Edward, you look for him down that way.

  Eddie, the Chauffeur : Its awful dark down there.

  Clara Topper : Darkness never hurt anyone.

  Eddie, the Chauffeur : It ain't the darkness, Mrs. Topper. Its what's in it!

  Clara Topper : Don't be silly. There's no difference light and dark; except, the lights are out.

• Eddie, the Chauffeur : Hold on, boss, that chair's deceptive, destructible, dis-trustworthy and this is the voice of experience!

• Sgt. Roberts : Well, what are YOU doin' here?

  Eddie, the Chauffeur : If you'd've asked me that a second later, you'd have been talkin' to yourself.

• Eddie, the Chauffeur : Do I look as pale as I feel?