- Bugs Bunny: [to Mountie snowman] So, you call yourself a Mountie! Ha! You couldn't catch me! Why, you couldn't even catch a cold!
- [Elmer sneaks up behind Bugs]
- Bugs Bunny: You know what I'm gonna do to you? I'm gonna punch you right square in the nose!
- [Whips round and clocks Elmer]
- Elmer Fudd: [trapped in handcuff bomb] OHHHH! My keys! Where are my keys? My keys! Hurry up! Gimme the keys! Oh!
- Bugs Bunny: [they're in his hand] Eh, what's up, Doc?
- Elmer Fudd: Quick, get me outta this predicament, undo these cuffs!
- Bugs Bunny: All right, Doc, keep yer shoit on, take it easy! Gee, he's an excitable type.
- Bugs Bunny: Let's see now, the garage, the car, for the front door...
- [wolf whistles]
- Bugs Bunny: ... and the back door... Ah, here it is!
- [bomb explodes]
- Bugs Bunny: Oh, well.
- Elmer Fudd: At wast the wong arm of the waw is weaching out and cwosing in on you, you scwewy wabbit.
- [while chasing Bugs in the snow, Elmer crashes into a tree; the snow falls off the tree, revealing ornaments on it; Elmer emerges from the snow, wearing a Santa Claus beard and hat made out of snow]
- Bugs Bunny: Merry Christmas, Santie.