- Gas Station Attendant: [after patching Jimmy's flat tire] There you are. That's the most amount of tire you can still get legal. Six and a quarter, including labor.
- Jimmy Arnold: Six and a quarter for that? Why, there's more rubber on top of a pencil!
- Gas Station Attendant: Try riding around on a pencil.
- Prof. Radowsky: That child will die of exhaustion the way she works.
- McCarthy: That wouldn't bother the old lady; she'll get five hundred bucks more per concert if the kid plays a harp too.