Ship Ahoy (1942)
Bert Lahr: 'Skip' Owens
Quotes
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'Skip' Owens : [kisses a woman's hand and continues up her arm arm] Sorry, its the salmon in me trying to run upstream.
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'Skip' Owens : Hiya, puss! Whatcha doin' after the show?
Cigarette Girl : The laundry.
'Skip' Owens : Cute dish, drooling with charm.
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'Skip' Owens : That hair. That shoulder. That chassis. I'd know it anyplace.
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'Skip' Owens : Lady Turgid's party. What a gay, mad caprice! I drank wine from your slipper. Two quarts. Ah, Biarritz. Cigarette?
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Merton K. Kibble : Here you are, boss. Take a swig of this. It'll straighten you up.
'Skip' Owens : What is that?
Merton K. Kibble : Napoleon Brandy.
'Skip' Owens : Can you take vitamins with it?
Merton K. Kibble : Napoleon took Josephine with it.
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'Skip' Owens : You remember me?
Fran Evans : I'm sorry, I never can remember a face; but, I always forget a name.
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'Skip' Owens : I'm devastated. Cupid snuck up on me and pierced by epidermis. I'm a broken reed. A chaff in in the wind.
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'Skip' Owens : Oh, what a doll. The only one in the world for me.
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'Skip' Owens : Boss, what's wrong?
Merton K. Kibble : Everything. I'm shattered. Crashed. Just a hull of a man.
'Skip' Owens : [on the phone with Kibble's doctor] He a hull of a man. No. Hull. Hull of a man.
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'Skip' Owens : Once. Just once before I die. Efa safalafa safalafa safado. Hagasaki Nagasaki ragasaki poo.
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'Skip' Owens : How could one possibly forget your exquisite kisser? How do you do? How do you do?
