The Vanishing Private (1942)

Billy Bletcher: Sgt. Pete

Quotes 

• Sgt. Pete : Good morning, General. Did you see a little guy that you can't see?

• Sgt. Pete : [catching Donald painting a cannon in rainbow colors]  What are you doing here?

  Donald Duck : I'm a camouflage painter.

  Sgt. Pete : Camouflage?

  [Sees the rainbow colors Donald painted on the cannon] 

  Sgt. Pete : Why, you fool! You got to paint it so you can't see it!

  Donald Duck : [subdued]  Ohhh... I didn't know.

  Sgt. Pete : Get some new paint, and make that gun hard to see!

  Donald Duck : Yes, sir. Oh, why don't somebody tell me these things?

• [last lines] 

  Sgt. Pete : [Pete is in a cell, trapped in a straitjacket]  I ain't crazy. You know I ain't crazy! Go tell the general that I ain't crazy.

  Donald Duck : Do you think *I'm* crazy?

• [Pete notices the cannon supposedly missing, when Donald simply painted it invisible] 

  Sgt. Pete : [shocked]  The cannon! It's gone! A fifth columnist! He stole our cannon!

• [the General catches Sgt. Pete throwing grenades everywhere, trying to blow up the invisible Donald] 

  General : Just a minute, man!

  Sgt. Pete : He can't make a fool outta me!

  General : Do you mean the little man you can't see?

  Sgt. Pete : Yeah, yeah! He's around here skipping rope. I'll get him!

• Donald Duck : [singing and skipping around Pete]  Here we go round the mulberry bush, the mulbery bush, here we go round the mulberry bush, so early in the morning.

  Sgt. Pete : [gets an idea]  Oh yeah, I could play it too.

  Sgt. Pete : [singing while throwing flower petals at invisible Donald]  Here we go round- the mulberry BUSH! The mulbery bush, the mulbery bush, here we go round the mulberry bush...

  Sgt. Pete : [stopped we he spots General was staring at his antics]  the mulbery... bush.

  Sgt. Pete : [smiles sheepishly]  Good morning, General. Did you see a little man you can't see?

  [General shakes his head] 

  Sgt. Pete : Oh, yeah, that's amazing, you got to see him, oh yeah... Heehee... The way... OWWWWWWWWW!

  [shrieked in pain as the invisible Donald put a cactus inside Pete's pants, General stares at Pete, perplexed] 

• General : [in whole effort to stopped Pete]  No, just calm down, there's no one here.

  Sgt. Pete : [spotted Donald's footprints]  No? There he is?

  General : Okay, sturdy, boy, take it easy.

  Sgt. Pete : [fighting with General]  There is... No, just calm...

  Sgt. Pete : [screamed in pain and grasped General as Donald used General's broadsword to poked Pete's rear]  Owww!

• Sgt. Pete : [emerged from the arsenal building, holding some grenades, burned with fury]  I'll blow in a PIE!

• Sgt. Pete : [Pete notices the cannon supposedly missing, when Donald simply painted it invisible]  Sgt. Pete:

  [shocked] 

  Sgt. Pete : The cannon! It's gone! A fifth columnist! He stole our cannon!

  Donald Duck : [bumped into the cannon, with Donald inside]  Hey? What's going on?

  Donald Duck : [peaked out]  Oh, hello, surg. I'm come out for a second.

  [disappeared again]