- [Gabby checks his pocket watch]
- Gabby Hayes: It's half past.
- Wild Bill Elliott: Half past what?
- Gabby Hayes: I dunno - the little hand's broke off.
- [Wild Bill and Gabby treat a mortally-wounded stagecoach passenger]
- Gabby Hayes: He looks like he might be somebody, Bill.
- Wild Bill Elliott: He was somebody, Gabby.
- [explaining why Wild Bill's trial venue has been moved to another town]
- Dave Strickland: I don't think for Washington - Washington thinks for me
- Dave Strickland: Your plan worked, Bill. You sure fooled 'em!
- Wild Bill Elliott: I'd rather fight 'em than fool 'em.
- [when Gabby shoots a henchman off a rooftop, he falls spectacularly to the street below]
- Gabby Hayes: Brother, when I hit 'em, they stay hit.
- [repeated lines]
- Wild Bill Elliott: Gabby, I thought you hated all women.
- Gabby Hayes: Nope, just the uppity ones.