- Nurse #1: You've just had a baby.
- Weejie 'Tubby' McCoy: Oh a baby... is it a boy or girl?
- Nurse #1: Boy.
- Weejie 'Tubby' McCoy: Oh... does he look like me?
- Nurse #1: Exactly like you.
- Weejie 'Tubby' McCoy: Oh a baby... A BABY!
- [jumps up from the gurney, revealing himself to be a man and runs away, the nurse screams and faints]
- Flash Fulton: Where've you been?
- Weejie 'Tubby' McCoy: Having a baby.
- Flash Fulton: This bank's been stuck up.
- Weejie 'Tubby' McCoy: What've they got to be stuck up for? They're no better than any other bank.
- Weejie 'Tubby' McCoy: [after his love interest marries someone else] If I ever fall in love with another girl, I hope they hang me.