Porky Pig's Feat (1943)

Mel Blanc: Porky Pig, Daffy Duck, Broken Arms Hotel Manager, Elevator Gambler, Bugs Bunny

Quotes 

• Porky Pig : D-don't worry, D-Daffy will be here in a minute with the d-d-dou-d-d-money.

  Broken Arms Hotel Manager : Well, I hope so.

  Daffy Duck : [Bursts into the room and shoves himself into manager's face]  Insulting my integrity, eh, Fatso? Insinuating I'd flee this flea-bitten dump, eh, Fatso? Intimating I'd abscond with your financial remunerations, eh, Fatso?

  [By now, Daffy has gone so far into the manager's face that it has been pushed into itself] 

  Daffy Duck : Hey, look! A Dick Tracy character: Pruneface.

• [last lines] 

  [Daffy and Porky are chained up in their room] 

  Daffy Duck : I can't stand it. I can't stand it! It's getting me! I'm going stir crazy! Bastille batty! Cooler cuckoo! Look at my prison pallor. I'm as black as a sheet.

  Porky Pig : Gosh, if B-Bugs Bunny was only here.

  Daffy Duck : Yeah! Bugs Bunny, my hero. He can get out of any spot.

  Porky Pig : I saw him in a L-L-Leon Schlesinger cartoon once.

  Daffy Duck : The hunter had him covered...

  Porky Pig : And he g-g-grabbed the gun...

  Daffy Duck : And bang! The hunter fell. What a guy. Nothing can hold him. He'll get us out of here.

  [Daffy picks up the phone] 

  Daffy Duck : Hello, Central? Give me Bugs Bunny. Hello, Bugs. This is Daffy.

  Bugs Bunny : [on phone]  Eh, what's up, duck?

  Daffy Duck : That palooka manager has got us locked up in the Broken Arms Hotel. We thought you could help us get out.

  Bugs Bunny : Eh, did you try the elevator?

  Daffy Duck : Yes.

  Bugs Bunny : Throw him down the stairs?

  Daffy Duck : Yes.

  Bugs Bunny : Use the sheets?

  Daffy Duck : Yes.

  Bugs Bunny : Swing across on the ropes?

  Daffy Duck : Yes. We tried all those ways.

  [The door to the next room opens; Bugs is inside on the phone, chained to a ball as well] 

  Bugs Bunny : Ah, don't work, do they?

• Broken Arms Hotel Manager : You have insult me! We meet on the field of honor!

  [Slaps Daffy with a glove, then hands him a card] 

  Broken Arms Hotel Manager : My card.

  Daffy Duck : [Punches holes in card]  You've had your coffee ration for this week, Robespierre.

  [Hands him the card, now a paper doll chain] 

  Daffy Duck : You have insult me! We meet on the field of onion!

  [Hits manager with glove with horseshoe inside] 

  Daffy Duck : My card, you cad.

  [Pastes a piece of fly paper on manager's face] 

• Daffy Duck : One for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to... Geronimo!

• Daffy Duck : Okay. We'll pay. We'll pay! Lemme see now, how much was it, how much?

  [the manager pulls out the bill and reads it. We just hear babbling, but the total reads $500.62] 

  Daffy Duck : Sold to an American!

  [Daffy bashes the manager on the head with a mallet and runs off] 

• Daffy Duck : [after the manager falls down an almost endless flight of stairs]  I guess I showed that overstuffed turnip.

  Broken Arms Hotel Manager : [Appears wearing bandages]  WHAT?

  Daffy Duck : Yipe.

  Porky Pig : M-m-me too. Yipe.

• [first lines] 

  Porky Pig : [reading from his bill]  "B-B-Broken Arms. B-bill. Room, uh, six-sixty-five dollars. Bath. Te-te-ten dollars and fifty cents. T-t-total: a hundred-and-fifty-two-dollars and fifty cents."

  Broken Arms Hotel Manager : You will, of course, pay the bill now before you leave, no?

  Porky Pig : N-no - I mean, yes! M-my partner, Daffy Duck, will be r-right back. He's out c-c-c-cashing a check.

  [Cut to Daffy playing dice with elevator operator] 

  Daffy Duck : Come on, seven! Be good to Daffy! Don't fail me now!

  Elevator Gambler : Uh-oh! Snake eyes. Too bad! You is a dead duck, duck.