Idle Roomers (1944)
Moe Howard: Moe
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Quotes
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Hazel's roommate : Wolf! Wolf! Ahhhhhh!
Curly : Who, me? I resemble that remark.
Moe : I told you your face scares people. Why don't you throw it away?
[looks behind him and sees Lupe the Wolf Man]
Moe : Yaaaa... aaaa... aaaa!
[runs off]
Curly : [mockingly] Yaaaaaa... Hey lady. I ain't that ugly. Or am I?
[Curly goes to the mirror and sees Lupe in broken mirror frame]
Curly : Naaaaaaaa! Oh no! I think you got something there, I just scared myself!
Curly : [looks again, feels his chin and Lupe does the same thing] I need a shave but I don't feel any whiskers.
[smiles, Lupe does the same thing]
Curly : Hey lady, I'm losing my teeth. I think I got pyarhea.
[feels his head. Lupe does the same thing]
Curly : That can't be me. That looking glass is doity.
[puts his hand to the broken mirror frame and Lupe touches hands with him and both hands move in a circle. Then Curly blows into the frame and Lupe roars and leans out of the broken frame. Curly runs off]
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Lupe the Wolf Man : [after Hazel flees, pushes down on the bed where Hazel's roommate is still sleeping]
Hazel's roommate : [Annoyed] Hazel, will you lie still!
Lupe the Wolf Man : [Shakes bed again]
Hazel's roommate : Hazel, wake up. Are you having a nightmare?
[Reaches back to shake Hazel and touches Wolf Man's beard instead]
Hazel's roommate : Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh!
[Her hair stands up on end and she screams loudly]
Hazel's roommate : Ohhhhhh!
[Throws alarm clock and smashes the mirror on top of the dresser]
Moe : [the Stooges exit the elevator] The boss says there's a burglar in the hotel and we gotta find him.
[They hear screaming and Larry flees into the elevator. The Stooges try to follow, crashing into its door, then falling backwards into the women's room. Moe and Curly see something moving under the bed covers]
Moe : There he is! Get him!
[They smack the bed with the woman in it with their mops. Woman screams]
Moe : Sorry lady. We thought you were a burgler.
