- [Paula tries to steal Jane's boyfriend]
- Paula Canfield: Suppose I pick you up and we'll do something gay?
- ['Butch' Hendricks becomes a physical fitness nut when she learns her mother had been in the Olympics]
- Alice Blake: What would you do if your mother had been a bearded lady?
- [Walter has spilled as much food as he's eaten]
- Walter Cummings: That was certainly a good meal.
- 'Butch' Hendricks: Yeah, and on you it looks good.
- 'Butch' Hendricks: Do you think I'll ever have an athlete's arm?
- Eve Sharon: Why don't you settle for athlete's foot?
- [Passing Roberta has she closes her over-stuffed suitcase by sitting on it]
- Eve Sharon: That's using your head.