San Fernando Valley (1944)

Andrew Tombes: Cyclone Kenyon

Quotes 

• Matt : If you were 30 years younger, I'd pull out every hair in your head.

  Cyclone Kenyon : When I was 30 years younger, my wife beat'cha to it!

• Cyclone Kenyon : This is my granddaughter, Betty Lou. This is Roy Rogers, the new cook. And his helper.

  [Betty Lou holds her hand up] 

  Betty Lou Kenyon : How do you do Mr. Rogers?

  [Roy shakes her hand and then removes his hat] 

  Roy Rogers : How do you do?

  [Oliver comes over from the sink] 

  Cyclone Kenyon : This is her boyfriend, Oliver.

  Roy Rogers : Howdy.

  Oliver Griffith : Hi.

  Betty Lou Kenyon : Grandfather, please. Oliver is NOT my boyfriend. He's merely the little boy who lives on the next ranch.

  Oliver Griffith : Is that so? Well just for that, you can wash your own dishes! You were right Cyclone. Women, phooey!