Hush My Mouse (1946)

Mel Blanc: Filligan, Artie the Manager

Quotes 

• Filligan : Duh... My name is Filligan, and I'm gonna catch an R-A-T, mouse.

  Sniffles : How do you do, Mr. Filligan? My name's Sniffles. Why you gonna catch a mouse? Why do cats always try to catch mouses? Mouses don't try to catch a cat, because what would a mouse do with a cat if a mouse could caught a cat? Can you tell a mouse from a cat? Can you? Huh?

  Filligan : Duh... You bet I can. You can't fool me because I'm too stupid!

• Filligan : I don't think he needs the mouse knuckles, Tuffy, but he sure could use some brass knuckles.

• Artie : [on the telephone]  Hello? Tuffy's Tavern, where the felines wines and dines, Artie the manager speaking, Tuffy ain't here.

  Artie : Oh, hello, Tuffy. Hey, Tuffy, where's them mouse knuckles at? I ain't seen hide nor seek of 'em.

  Artie : You ain't sending 'em? You can't get 'em? But Tuffy, Edward G. Robincat's on his way down here for a mess of the mouse knuckles and he ain't hardly the type of guy to think that we ain't got none for no answer.

  Artie : We must face it.

  [Artie sees the particular customer arriving through the swinging doors] 

  Artie : Uh-oh, perish forbid.

  Artie : Look, Tuffy, I'll call you later.

• Artie : Well, as me eyes deceive me. Eddie G. Robincat in the flesh and fantas-ty.

  Edward G. Robincat : [grabs Artie by the neck]  Listen, you mug, can the gab, see? Bring me them mouse knuckles, see? Yeah. Mouse knuckles, yeah. See?

  Artie : [with his neck scrunched like raised jack]  I see...

• Artie : Hey, Filligan!

  Filligan : [playing with a yo-yo]  Duh... hiya, Art!

  Artie : Now look, Filligan, this guy's gonna holler for mouse knuckles, of which we ain't got no mouse. So make yourself useful as well as oriental, Filligan. Chase me up a mouse...

  Filligan : Duh... okay, Art, I'll... I'll get ya a mouse or my name ain't F-I-double-L-I-G-A-N spells...

  [Filligan's yo-yo bonks him on the chin] 

  Filligan : Duhh... spells... uh, duh... spells...