Ray Collins: Dr. Matthew Beemish
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Matt Beemish : I couldn't help overhearing. I had my ear to the door.
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Matt Beemish : I'm the court psychiatrist.
Richard Nugent : Come back in an hour. I'll be crazy by then.
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Richard (Dick) Nugent : How'd you get in here?
Matt Beemish : Well, the door was closed, so I opened it and came right in.
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Matt Beemish : As Menninger clearly points out, traumatic events...
Richard Nugent : [interrupting] The only traumatic event she needs is a good smack in the jaw!
Matt Beemish : She's my niece... but you're absolutely right.
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Matt Beemish : Mr. Nugent, what you have is a severe case of being an innocent bystander.
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Matt Beemish : But I've got a plan.
Richard Nugent : I've had enough of your plans and your whole family.
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Matt Beemish : A girl her age is entitled to growing pains, isn't she?
Judge Margaret Turner : Yes, but Susan's growing pains are rapidly becoming a major disease.
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Judge Margaret Turner : Please don't have any illusions about this matter. I'm doing this against my better judgment. I would just as soon my sister we're going out with an actor.
Matt Beemish : Judge Turner doesn't exactly mean that.
Richard (Dick) Nugent : Oh, I was just wondering.
Matt Beemish : She means, as head of a psychiatric clinic, that I've recommended you as a vital therapy measure.
Richard (Dick) Nugent : Hmmm. That's great. Recommended for children.
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Matt Beemish : Now, you just leave things in my hands, Mr. Nugent. And I dare say you'll be surprised at the results.
Richard (Dick) Nugent : Dare say.
Matt Beemish : I have a plan.
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Richard (Dick) Nugent : Tell me, what can they do to me if I kill a judge?
Matt Beemish : Hmm. I understand how you feel.
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Matt Beemish : I'm observing a patient of mine - I might need your help.
Tom - Cop at Airport : Who is he?
Matt Beemish : Uh, that blonde fellow with the brown suit, the brown hat.
Tom - Cop at Airport : Oh, yeah.
Matt Beemish : He's really quite harmless, but he might create a scene.
Tom - Cop at Airport : What seems to be his trouble?
Matt Beemish : He thinks that he's an assistant district attorney. He likes to go around arresting people.
Tom - Cop at Airport : Oh. Poor guy. You'd think he'd at least wanna be a desk sergeant, wouldn't you?
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Matt Beemish : Is this cell comfortable?
Richard (Dick) Nugent : I don't quite know. I haven't anything to compare it with. This is my first time.
Matt Beemish : Oh, oh. Well, on the whole I think you'll find our Western penology system is quite modern.
Richard (Dick) Nugent : Well, that's a load off my mind.
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Matt Beemish : Where are you going?
Richard (Dick) Nugent : Africa.
Matt Beemish : Pretty far away, isn't it?
Richard (Dick) Nugent : All depends upon where you are. If you're in Arabia, which is where I'm going to be before I go to Africa, you're pretty close. Now would you mind getting out of here?
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Matt Beemish : But I've got a plan
Richard (Dick) Nugent : I've had enough of your plans. And your whole family. I was a carefree fellow before I met up with all of you. I've been in nothing but trouble ever since. I'm gonna be a carefree fellow again. Now buzz off.
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Tommy : Officer, I want you to arrest someone.
Tom - Cop at Airport : Now, you don't wanna go around arresting nice people.
Tommy : What?
Tom - Cop at Airport : Why don't you be a good boy and go on home?
Tommy : Do you know who you're talking to? I'm the assistant district attorney.
Tom - Cop at Airport : Sure you are.
Tommy : Tell him who I am.
Matt Beemish : Yes, he is the assistant district attorney.
Tom - Cop at Airport : Well, now, ain't that nice.
Tommy : You stupid blockhead, I'll do it myself.
Tom - Cop at Airport : Wait a moment, you don't wanna bother anybody.
Cop at Airport : Having trouble, Tom?
Tommy : I'm the assistant district attorney.
Tom - Cop at Airport : Sure he is. Now just take it easy. Relax. We'll make you district attorney. Then you'll be in charge of all the little assistant district attorneys.
Tommy : I'll report you to the police commissioners. Beemish, get their numbers.
Matt Beemish : Yeah. I'll get a pencil - be right back.
Tom - Cop at Airport : Come on buddy.
[the two officers carry him away]
