Quotes
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Tommy : Officer, I want you to arrest someone.
Tom - Cop at Airport : Now, you don't wanna go around arresting nice people.
Tommy : What?
Tom - Cop at Airport : Why don't you be a good boy and go on home?
Tommy : Do you know who you're talking to? I'm the assistant district attorney.
Tom - Cop at Airport : Sure you are.
Tommy : Tell him who I am.
Matt Beemish : Yes, he is the assistant district attorney.
Tom - Cop at Airport : Well, now, ain't that nice.
Tommy : You stupid blockhead, I'll do it myself.
Tom - Cop at Airport : Wait a moment, you don't wanna bother anybody.
Cop at Airport : Having trouble, Tom?
Tommy : I'm the assistant district attorney.
Tom - Cop at Airport : Sure he is. Now just take it easy. Relax. We'll make you district attorney. Then you'll be in charge of all the little assistant district attorneys.
Tommy : I'll report you to the police commissioners. Beemish, get their numbers.
Matt Beemish : Yeah. I'll get a pencil - be right back.
Tom - Cop at Airport : Come on buddy.
[the two officers carry him away]