Hard Boiled Mahoney (1947)
Byron Foulger: Prof. Quizard
Quotes
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Prof. Quizard : How many hairs are there on the human head?
Sach : Who's head?
Prof. Quizard : Why, the average human head.
Bobby : That leaves YOU out.
Slip Mahoney : So what happens if we answer de question?
Prof. Quizard : Well, you know, if you guess right we give you oodles of prizes.
Slip Mahoney : Oh, dere's "oodles" of prizes. That's different. Think hard, Sach! There might be somethin' in it for us.
Sach : Well, let's see.
[Horace scratches his head]
Prof. Quizard : Oh-oh, no fair counting.
Sach : Oh, I got the answer. One.
Prof. Quizard : Oh, no, doctor. There are thousands.
Sach : Yeah? My Uncle Herman has an average head and he's only got one hair in it.
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Prof. Quizard : I'll be back on the air next week, broadcasting from the sanitarium.