It's a Joke, Son! (1947)
Una Merkel: Magnolia Claghorn
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Quotes
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Mrs.Magnolia Claghorn : Beauregard, I've got somethin' to tell you. From now on, I'm gonna wear the pants in this family.
Senator Beauregard Claghorn : Well, naturally, dear. I thought you were gonna tell me something new.
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Mrs.Magnolia Claghorn : You're wrinkling my antimacassar!
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Mrs.Magnolia Claghorn : Beauregard, I could almost kiss you for that.
Senator Beauregard Claghorn : Well, thank you, my dear. It's nice of you to almost wanna kiss me.
Mary Lou : Well, why don't you kiss him, momma?
Mrs.Magnolia Claghorn : Hmmm?
Senator Beauregard Claghorn : Magnolia, my blossom, prepare to defend yourself.
Mrs.Magnolia Claghorn : Stop it, now. Stop it!
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Mrs.Magnolia Claghorn : What're you so happy about?
Senator Beauregard Claghorn : Oh, I'm sorry my dear. I didn't mean to be happy.
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Mrs.Magnolia Claghorn : If that Jeff Davis comes in this house once more, I'm gonna pop up and go home to mother.
Senator Beauregard Claghorn : [Excitedly] You will?
Mrs.Magnolia Claghorn : Oh, so you wanna get rid of me?
Senator Beauregard Claghorn : Oh, no, dear. I only said that, I said... .I must've said something.