Heavenly Daze (1948)

Moe Howard: Moe, Uncle Mortimer

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Quotes 

• Moe : Hey, there's something funny going on around here... I got it, you know Shemp said he was coming back to Earth to haunt us.

  Larry : Ah let him come, I ain't afraid of that fat head.

  [Shemp hits Larry in the stomach and the head] 

  Larry : Moe, why'd you hit me for?

  Moe : I didn't touch you.

  Larry : That's what I was afraid of. Shemp's here! It's him! His ghost just hit me!

• Larry : Why would anybody want a fountain pen that writes under whipped cream?

  Moe : Well a... a fella can be out in the desert where there's no water to write under, can't he?

• Spiffingham : [Shemp puts his hat and coat in Spiffingham's arms]  Uh oh, if someone's in here, then how come I can't see them? And if it ain't in here, then this hat and coat's out for a walk by itself.

  Shemp : Uncle Mortimer, let him hear this.

  Uncle Mortimer : Okay.

  [Shemp sneezes] 

  Spiffingham : Gesundheit. Who am I geshundeiting?

• Moe : I sure hope the DePuysters will be impressed by our butler.

  Shemp : If you HAVE a butler after I'm done giving him the business.

• Moe : [Shemp's on fire]  Hey Larry! He's been smoking in bed again! Get the water and the axe!

  Shemp : Put me out!

  Moe : [getting him out of bed]  You nitwit, you brainless idiot you!