Loaded Pistols (1948)

Chill Wills: Sheriff Cramer

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Quotes 

• Sheriff Cramer : I'll take your six-shooter.

  Gene Autry : Now look here, Cramer...

  Sheriff Cramer : Just to make sure you mind your own business. I don't wear this badge for fun, you know.

• Gene Autry : Just gonna make some java. Care to join me?

  Sheriff Cramer : Not me - your coffee'd throw a horseshoe. Hope I don't see you in jail.

• [the Sheriff doubles back to check on Gene's story] 

  Dave Randall : What are you doin', Sheriff? Playin' injun?

  Sheriff Cramer : You see a lot of things that way sometimes. Besides, if Mary's with her brother, Gene could have been coverin' for her. He's a sucker for a lady in distress.

• Sheriff Cramer : Good morning, Miss Mary. Great day for the race.

  Mary Evans : What race?

  Sheriff Cramer : The human race.

• Sheriff Cramer : How's Larry? Have you heard anything from him yet? It's too bad he skipped town. It would have helped his case if he hung around and let the law take its course.

  Mary Evans : With Judge Lynch presiding?

• Sheriff Cramer : By the way, Miss Mary, you and your brother didn't happen to run into a fellow named Gene Autry did you?

  Mary Evans : Gene Autry?

  Sheriff Cramer : Yeah, he's a friend of mine. Nice fella, too, if he's on your side. Different story if he's on t'other.

• Sheriff Cramer : Gene, I'd like to borrow that pistol from you if you don't mind.

  Gene Autry : Now look here, Sheriff...

  Sheriff Cramer : It might go off accidental-like and hurt somebody.

  Gene Autry : All right. Remember that's two you owe me.

  Sheriff Cramer : I'm keepin' count.

• Sheriff Cramer : Gene, I'll take...

  [points to Gene's gunbelt] 

  Gene Autry : All right... I know.

  Sheriff Cramer : The ladies say they're not comfortable to dance with.

• [Sheriff Cramer fires at the murderer who attempts to escape on Gene's horse] 

  Gene Autry : Hold it, Sheriff!

  Sheriff Cramer : But he's got your horse!

  Gene Autry : That's his hard luck.

  [Gene whistles and Champion wheels and returns the killer to the posse] 

• [last lines] 

  Sheriff Cramer : Come on down, fella. We got a certain judge we want you to meet.

• Sheriff Cramer : What the sam hill is going on here?

  Gene Autry : We were playing "post office".

  Sheriff Cramer : But that's a kid's game.

  Gene Autry : Not the way we play it.